| #10: Blonde jokes no longer apply to you. #9: Increased aerodynamics. (important for runners, sky divers, human projectiles) #8: You can finally drive your convertible to work. (no more 'wind-tunnel' hair-dos) #7: You've got a blank canvas for new tattoos. #6: You're now ready to audition for the Blue Man Group. |
| #5: Time to get a new driver's license...Hair Color: Invisible. (see how that one goes over with the cop the next time you're pulled over) #4: Think of the money you'll save...no more barber/hairdresser, shampoo, hairspray, dandruff medication, hair dye, etc. #3: Everyone knows that bald people make better lovers. (and if they don't, perhaps it's time that you showed them) #2: It distracts attention from your face. (alright, that was completely uncalled for) And the #1 reason that chemo-induced baldness is awesome: Bald = Sexy (just look at Bruce Willis, Vin Diesel, Natalie Portman and Britney Spears...ok, she's hot in a bald and crazy kind of way) |
| Top 10 Reasons That Chemo-Induced Baldness is Awesome |
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