|#10: Blonde jokes no longer apply to you.
#9: Increased aerodynamics. (important for runners, sky divers, human
#8: You can finally drive your convertible to work. (no more 'wind-tunnel'
#7: You've got a blank canvas for new tattoos.
#6: You're now ready to audition for the Blue Man Group.
|#5: Time to get a new driver's license...Hair Color: Invisible. (see how
that one goes over with the cop the next time you're pulled over)
#4: Think of the money you'll save...no more barber/hairdresser,
shampoo, hairspray, dandruff medication, hair dye, etc.
#3: Everyone knows that bald people make better lovers. (and if they
don't, perhaps it's time that you showed them)
#2: It distracts attention from your face. (alright, that was completely
And the #1 reason that chemo-induced baldness is awesome:
Bald = Sexy (just look at Bruce Willis, Vin Diesel, Natalie Portman and Britney
Spears...ok, she's hot in a bald and crazy kind of way)
|Top 10 Reasons That Chemo-Induced Baldness is Awesome
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