Hormone Therapy Jokes:

Doctor: Well, we better discuss treatment now for your prostate cancer. I recommend hormone therapy.
Man: Are there any side-effects?
Doctor: A few. You will have a loss of potency. You might get some hot flashes. And when lost, you will
have an inexplicable urge to ask for directions.

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-A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone for her.
She was a little worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing.

"Doctor, the hormones you've been giving me have really helped, but I'm afraid that you're giving me
too much. I've started growing hair in places that I've never grown hair before."

The doctor reassured her that "A little hair growth is a perfectly normal side effect of testosterone."
He went on to ask "Just where has this hair appeared?"

"On my balls..." she replied.


[Testicular cancer jokes continued below...]
Testicular Cancer Jokes:

A patient visited his urologist for testicular cancer and expressed concern about being able to perform
after the operation. The patient was also worried about the chemotherapy. The doctor said "I too had
testicular cancer a few years ago. Ten days after the operation I made passionate love with my wife, and
forgot all my worries. Try it and see for yourself." Three weeks later the patient returns, and thanks the
doctor effusively. The doctor says "I'm glad my advice helped." The patient thanks him again, and as
he's leaving says "By the way Doc, you have a really beautiful house."

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Patient to doctor, just before undergoing a testicular biopsy operation: "You know, doc, I'd give my
right nut to know if I have cancer or not!"

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David called his friend Rick to tell him the bad news that he had recently been diagnosed with testicular
cancer. He went on to tell him the way he noticed that he had testicular cancer was because he had one
enlarged testicle.
"Oh crap!", said Rick, "I think I must have testicular cancer in both of mine!".

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A man goes to a doctor for an examination. After the exam the doctor tells the man, "I have bad news
for you. You have Alzhiemers and testicular cancer."
The man says, "Whew, at least I don't have cancer!"
More Funny Cancer Jokes:  Hormone Therapy and Testicular Cancer
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